Alas good friends. This is a good sex machine, but it is no longer available. . . It happens. That said, we provide this cool alternative for you. IT’s the Y-Not Automatic Sex Machine – a classic, inexpensive thruster.

Dee Banna presents a fully loaded, high-powered sex machine with a super fun and fantastically eye catching design that would be the talk of any passion party, weekend club night or your own Eyes Wide Shut-esque gathering.

Looking for all the world like a weird dream featuring a ultra-sexed version of the Untouchables the Dee Banna 8 Speed Sex Machine has a plethora of nifty and functional details that make this piece not only a visual but a functional delight including a broad, 4 hefty suction cup base, a 7cm full thrusting motion from the full size, lifelike dildo and ball attachment, a handy 2 way charging option, a 2 sided mirror, one side of which is magnified for an unrivaled POV experience, faux crocodile leather detailing on the motor casing and constructed using high quality, nontoxic materials, a powerful internal motor, durable construction and a snazzy yet ultra-incognito storage briefcase.

I imagine the Godfather and any other mobster of suitable clout and lecherousness had one of these in their private stash, perhaps more for torture on the part of the recipient than sexual fulfillment unfortunately, yet an item that could easily have been a staple of the 20’s to 50’s lurid mobster life nonetheless.

We do not condone the use of this device for revenge or torture. Please see enclosed instructions for further details on proper use and cleaning of your Dee Banna 8 Speed Sex Machine. Packaged and shipped discreetly.